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Tar and feathers

Friday, October 4th, 2013

High school student told to take off her NRA shirt because it promotes violence.

Doesn’t fit the narrative

Sunday, September 29th, 2013

Wal Mart shooter chose victims by race. Obviously, a racist tea bagger . . . oh, wait.

Retention

Tuesday, September 3rd, 2013

Wondered what kind of holster the SWAT guy was using: On Aug. 24, SWAT Officer Robert Rench was displaying tactical equipment to children at the Lodi Public Library. A boy — around 6 to 8 years old — walked up behind Rench and pulled the trigger of his holstered handgun, say officials. Well, Mike found […]

Controlling the language

Tuesday, August 6th, 2013

Speaking of NY, a push to ban 50 words, including gun and weapon.

We must ban hammers!

Tuesday, July 30th, 2013

Well, I’ve joked about it before. But it looks like Oakland wants to ban hammers, wrenches and probably pointy sticks.

Governor Christie says NJ needs more gun control, chili cheese fries

Sunday, April 21st, 2013

Uhm, have you read your gun control laws?. And I made up the part about cheese fries.

Like a poll tax

Tuesday, April 2nd, 2013

Cook County is taxing a right.

We must ban assault dogs

Tuesday, March 26th, 2013

Mark Kelly. gun ban advocate and hubby of Gabby Giffords, neglected to properly watch or restrain his dog on a beach and the dog killed a sea lion. Of course he doesn’t want you to have dangerous things like guns because he thinks you might act negligently. I mean, you wouldn’t want to leave a […]

Oops

Sunday, March 3rd, 2013

But they’re not coming after your hunting shotgun. Proposed gun ban in Colorado would ban popular shotguns.

Like you and me, only better

Thursday, February 28th, 2013

NY gun ban to be amended to exempt film industry.

Rule one

Monday, January 14th, 2013

An old cannon in storage turned out to be loaded.

But no one needs a magazine that holds more than X rounds

Wednesday, December 26th, 2012

Unless there are multiple home invaders in your house.

Just one more!

Saturday, December 15th, 2012

I thought that people would at least let the bodies cool before politicizing the mass murder of a bunch of children. In the instant information age, I guess that’s not the case. Apparently, we’re to now have a “national discussion” on gun control. Again. We already did and you lost. But here you go. This […]

Government at work

Sunday, November 11th, 2012

FEMA closes due to weather. Uhm, I think that’s when you guys are supposed to suit up. NYC bans food donations to the homeless because the city cannot asses fat, fiber and salt content.

In fast and furious news

Sunday, November 11th, 2012

Holder on his way out? Good. Mexican Cartel Bought Guns From U.S. Border Patrol

Concealed Carry in Illinois

Wednesday, October 17th, 2012

One county plans to ignore state law and get passed.

The Butthurt Locker

Sunday, October 7th, 2012

The Brady Campaign for Clinging to Relevancy is mad that neither Romney nor Obama talked about gun control. Because anti-gunners are irrelevant, politically.

Mass shooting in Chicago

Tuesday, September 4th, 2012

Since last Thursday, at least 103 people have been wounded, which includes those dead, in Chicago from gun violence.

Mayor Bloomberg Endorses Concealed Carry

Wednesday, August 29th, 2012

Some times, some truth slips out of that blowhard: Let me ask you this Miss, if somebody pointed a gun at you and you had a gun in your pocket, what would you do? I think that answers the question He was defending his officers who negligently put holes in nine people but he seems […]

Speaking of unpossible

Friday, August 24th, 2012

13 people shot in 30 minute period in Chicago. Multiple people shot near Empire State Building.

Chicks and guns

Tuesday, August 21st, 2012

In NY, they noticed the trend of more women getting guns.

I’ve seen this movie, they always say that!!!

Tuesday, June 5th, 2012

In Light Of Recent Episodes, CDC Makes Statement That Zombies Don’t Actually Exist

He does have groping experience

Wednesday, May 30th, 2012

A defrocked priest accused of molesting two young girls is now a TSA supervisor.

Injured woman on crutches jailed for filling prescription

Tuesday, May 8th, 2012

The CVS pharmacist called the cops saying she had a fake prescription. The cop takes her to jail based on his word. Her doctor disagreed. She’s suing. This is your brain on the drug war.

Complying with the law, loophole, what’s the difference?

Tuesday, May 1st, 2012

CBS San Francisco laments how those pesky California gun owners comply with the law err use the bullet button loophole.

Chicks and guns

Friday, April 13th, 2012

I guess they’re getting ready for the War on Women: As St. Louis prepares to welcome tens of thousands of gun enthusiasts, you might be surprised who the NRA says is their largest growing demographic. It’s woman (sic). Yeah, we’ve known that for years.

Stupid should hurt

Thursday, March 22nd, 2012

And some times, it does. At a line at a gas station, a woman didn’t want to wait her turn to get gas. So, she decided to gun her engine and cut off another patron because, you know, she’s more important than anyone else. Well, a bit of over-steer and her inability to control her […]

Ice soccer is serious business

Friday, March 9th, 2012

Dad ejected from high school hockey game for shining a laser into goalie’s eyes. I hope someone roughed him up too.

Firearm safety rules

Wednesday, March 7th, 2012

They apply to cannons too: A woman was killed early Tuesday when her lover, who had allegedly been drinking, accidentally shot a homemade cannon into the couple’s home.

Government Funded Peepshow

Wednesday, February 15th, 2012

Women say the TSA targets them for body scanners.

Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.

Uncle Pays the Bills

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