I was just cleaning it, it went off in my hand
The 80s, when hair was bad and songs were about masturbation. As evidence, I present:
The 80s, when hair was bad and songs were about masturbation. As evidence, I present:
Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.
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September 8th, 2010 at 10:52 am
“Darling Nikki” by Prince
September 8th, 2010 at 11:03 am
Ever heard of little band called Greenday? Every song they ever did was about masturbation, because they’re a bunch of hippie dick skinners. It was their claim to lame.
September 8th, 2010 at 11:28 am
Great list! Love that 80s stuff. Saw a list of “surivival songs” the other day, but I had to give em what for! They left off Mike and the Mechanics silent running. How can you have a list of survival songs and leave off Silent Running??!!
September 8th, 2010 at 11:33 am
No hidden metaphor in this classic, single entendre, girl-wank ballad: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFEfmbAeEDY&ob=av2e
September 8th, 2010 at 11:38 am
yeah, but not from the 80s. I mean, who can forget My Ding-a-Ling?
September 8th, 2010 at 11:49 am
Or The Who – Pictures of Lily.
September 8th, 2010 at 12:41 pm
Funny, my hair is the same as then (except ’88-92; that whole Navy Regs thing), just farther back on my head.
September 8th, 2010 at 1:00 pm
also not the ’80’s, but Jackson Browne’s “Rosie.”
September 8th, 2010 at 1:04 pm
The worst part for me was that I read the title and nothing about masturbation popped into my head. I thought I was gonna be reading about some moron that didn’t check to see if the gun was loaded. I’m losing my pervertedness.
September 8th, 2010 at 1:09 pm
will, we have to keep it gun related some times.
September 8th, 2010 at 2:06 pm
don’t forget “No Bone Movies” by Ozzy
September 8th, 2010 at 2:13 pm
I think the 60’s were a tad more perv:
Backdoor Man (1961)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf3KG8VAtJg
Donna (1967)
September 8th, 2010 at 2:40 pm
Except She-bop is the only one of those where the artist did not state explicitly, at some point or another, that the song was not about masturbation.
September 8th, 2010 at 5:05 pm
Yeah, I remember Gordon Gano having some long winded explanation about how “oh big hands I know you’re the one” isn’t about yerkin ze gherkin.
September 8th, 2010 at 5:59 pm
1980: Devo: Whip It
http://www.last.fm/music/Devo/_/Whip+It
September 9th, 2010 at 1:38 am
I won’t knock ’80’s music. I am a high school grad from ’84, so I was immersed in it. That said, it still sucks. A bunch of young people, guessing at what will be popular. The good ones, did fine. Still, not an A.P. Carter in the bunch.