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Age realization

I graduated high school in 1989. It what I can safely describe as a joke by the entirety of my graduating class or a twisted statement we smart-assed Gen Xers would make, our homecoming queen was pregnant. IIRC, she was quite visibly pregnant during the ceremony. Today, I realized that her child is probably driving, registering soon for selective service, a junior in high school, can enlist in the army, and can see R-Rated movies without an adult. Time sneaks up on you.

15 Responses to “Age realization”

  1. David Says:

    And here I was feeling young and sprightly. I graduated high school in ’87. After reading this, now I just feel old. Waaah!

  2. Drake Says:

    90 for me. Ran into an ex that graduated in 88 at a hockey game about two months ago. She got knocked up right after her graduation and her daughter(also present) is a knockout.

  3. SistaSmiff Says:

    I’m finding now when I read the Sunday paper and look at engagements, there for a long time, every single Sunday, I would see somebody I knew from school, church, whatever. NOW, (I also graduated in 87) I’m seeing kids who I babysat for or lived in the neighborhood, went to the same church, etc. that I remember when their mothers were pregnant with them!

  4. kris Says:

    geez, and here I thought you were at least as old as me…… you’re still a kid!

  5. SayUncle Says:

    kris, I guess I write older than I look šŸ˜‰

  6. Xrlq Says:

    The defining moment for me was when my cousin, who’s only a couple years older than me but had a kid in her teens, became a grandmother. Ouch. It was kind of cool, though, that my grandmother was a great-great-grandmother for the last few years of her life.

  7. phlegmfatale Says:

    you old fart.

  8. Jay G Says:

    I was class of ’88 (should have been ’89 tho’). Had a friend who got pregnant over Thanksgiving break our freshman year. A mutual friend of ours that I still keep in touch with her from her – her daughter has her license…

    Of course, my wife’s cousin, who is all of two months older than us, has a son who is about to graduate from high school and is going into the Marines.

    His reasoning? He wants to, and I quote, “get the hell out of Wisconsin”…

  9. Jay G Says:

    Um, that should be “freshman year of college”…

  10. Sebastian Says:

    I graduated HS in 1992. My depressing moment I think was when I realized college girls were no longer really viable dating material šŸ™‚

  11. Les Jones Says:

    Class of ’86. I remember realizing I was too old to be on MTV’s “The Real World.” There was an age cutoff of 25.

  12. AughtSix Says:

    Class of ’00.

    I’m a 24 year-old old fart.

  13. tgirsch Says:

    It started to hit me when my neice turned 18. I was a sophomore in high school when she was born. Also, when songs you remember loving on the radio are played by Casey Casem, and he says “that was #1 20 years ago this week,” it kind of stings.

    On a side note, several years ago I went to my 10-year reunion, and it reminded me that the vast majority of my friends in high school were either a year ahead of me or a year behind. And there was one girl (now woman, I guess) who was still bitter at me, ten years after the fact, that I was good at taking tests and didn’t have to study as much as she did…

  14. tgirsch Says:

    Oh, and for the record, High School class of ’89, college class of ’97. I got my four year degree in just eight short years!

  15. Chuck@PodunkOutpost Says:

    Gotta agree with Kris…

    Class of ’78… By 1989 I had gone through 8 years of Uncle Sam’s Army and 3 years of private sector.

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