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I have little to say today for some reason. But I will say this:
If I pass you on the right and you’re not making a left hand turn, you’re a fucking retard.
Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.
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January 17th, 2007 at 10:10 am
Amen, brother.
Get the fuck out of the way, jackasses.
January 17th, 2007 at 11:02 am
I’ve always thought of it as “Lead, Follow, or get the fuck out of my way.”
January 17th, 2007 at 11:17 am
I have empirically determined that many people apparently do have a purpose in life: to piss me off. Their usual method is by getting in my way.
January 17th, 2007 at 12:56 pm
I could say I’m sorry, but I am not. When the speed limit on Alcoa Hwy is 55 and I am going 60, you can pass me all you want on the right when you are going faster than 60. I’ll handle being called a “retard”. I don’t care.
Keep Alcoa Hwy safe.
January 17th, 2007 at 12:58 pm
I mean the dumbass on I140 doing 50 in a 65 at 7:45 in the morning.
January 17th, 2007 at 1:23 pm
People can’t fucking merge, well at least out on the interstates (The stupid people seem to breed just fine, unfortunately). As long as there’s a boatload of people out there who don’t know what you are suppose to do on an acceleration lane, I’ll keep myself in the middle lane instead of the far-right, thank-you.
Well, at least out here on the crowded east coast highways.
January 17th, 2007 at 3:07 pm
People who drive the speed limit in the left lane are worse than retards. We need private speed limit enforcers like we need private holes in our private heads. In most states it’s illegal to cruise in the passing lane and impede traffic – it doesn’t become legal just because the other guy is speeding.
January 17th, 2007 at 3:07 pm
Like George Carlin says: “Anyone slower than you is an idiot, and anyone faster than you is a maniac’. If more drivers saw the truth in that as applied to each of us, we’d all be a lot better off.
Much is made in the press of ‘Agressive’ drivers. It’s bunk. What I call ‘Passive Aggressive’ drivers (M Neal above being a fine example) are the real problem. Get these obstinate tossers off the roads, there’s far too many people out there with no concept of proper lane discipline.
M Neal, I encourage you to view the issue this way: Move over, let the faster drivers through, and let _them_ get the tickets.
All that said, the limp d—s who won’t drive fast, but don’t want to be passed are the worst. You drift past them with the cruise control on, and they speed up, re-pass you, then slow down. You drift past them with the cruise control on, and they speed up, re-pass you, and slow down, ad nauseam… the death penalty is too good for these annoying pissants!
January 18th, 2007 at 3:49 pm
I mean the dumbass on I140 doing 50 in a 65 at 7:45 in the morning.
Or the lady I got stuck behind on I-40 this morning doing 60 in a 65 and weaving back and forth because she was talking on her cell phone.
damned obnoxious.