Bigot responds
In comments here. He refers to Bellisiles. Heh.
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January 9th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
OK … the bigot has trotted out that discredited hack Bellisiles.
Next we should see a reference to Kellerman’s “study” … the one that he continues to refuse to release its primary data for peer review.
Immediately after that should come a claim that “people” on means “the State” in the second amendment, but no where else.
And after that one fails, the nuclear strawman will be trotted out ( if “arms” equals assault rifles, then it must also equal Nukes !!!111!!!!eleventeen111!!! ).
Did I miss any of the usual lies/projection ?
January 9th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
You left out compensating for your
inability to throw a rock at 3,000 feet per seconderr penis size.January 9th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
Oh of course … silly of me.
The proper retort being “If I could kill at 100 yards with my penis, I wouldn’t need a pistol.
January 9th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
100 yards heck, if I could kill at 10 yards with my penis I wouldn’t need a pistol.
January 9th, 2008 at 8:00 pm
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January 9th, 2008 at 10:58 pm
And you don’t need a gun because it is the job of police to protect you. Just like you don’t need a fire extinguisher because the fire department is there to take care of that and you have no right to take the professional’s job into your own hands, you dangerous, worthless, stupid, low-life, bumpkin amateur.
And you have a gun because you are fantasizing about killing people– just like you have a fire extinguisher because you’re hoping your house will catch fire, you have a spare tire because you can’t WAIT to have a flat tire, and you wear a seatbelt because you think it would be REALLY cool to get in a traffic accident (which is why you like NASCAR– because people get hurt doing it).
Oh, and fire is more likely to burn you than it is to cook your food or heat your living space. And keeping knives in the kitchen will cause you and your family members to begin slashing at one another as soon as an argument breaks out, and your kids’ visiting friends will get curious about Mommy’s cutlery, begin playing with it, and end up cutting each other, probably resulting in a slashed jugular.
You are paranoid or otherwise mentally twisted if you keep a first-aid kit, emergency lighting, or a generator around. What– you’re hoping for a disaster? Backwoods, sister-humping, redneck sicko! Don’t you know we have FEMA for those things? You shouldn’t even be allowed to have a web site– you just want it so you can use it as a weapon to stir up hate. You and your Bible-thumping Republican, Twin Tower-imploding, SUV-driving, oil-addicted, global polluting, animal-torturing, meat-eating, worker-oppressing, women abusing, native-American-murdering, racist, homophobic neocon friends who want to starve children, dirty the water, poison the air from airplanes, and kick old people out onto the street with no food or medicine.
I’m sure there are a lot more, but those are some of major ones.
January 9th, 2008 at 11:36 pm
Oh, and the Bill of Rights was cooked up by some old, dead, violent, slave-owning, rum-running, tax-dodging, white patriarchs more than 200 years ago, before we had iPods. Therefore, in this modern, complex and troubled world– this global community, it should be ignored as outdated and stupid; even it ever did mean anything, which it didn’t.
Dana Blankenhorn, If my and the other comments haven’t stolen all your thunder, maybe you can entertain us with some more. Keep us gun-happy, shoot-em-up, testosterone-poisoned, Rambo-wannabe morons on our toes. It’s for the Common Good, you understand, and only you in your superior wisdom and understanding can do it.