Boy, is his face red
So, you’re a would be crazed psychopath who’s been wronged by The Mantm. So, you’re gonna get all Cho(desmoker) on us and kill some innocents who had nothing to do with it. Your plan is that you’re gonna get yourself and evil black rifle and shoot up the Super Bowl (note: SayUncle is not licensed by the NFL to use the phrase Super Bowl and given his audience size might be in violation of the NFL’s rules. But, frankly, SayUncle couldn’t give a flying monkey butt less). So, being the dedicated death dealer you are, you get your press kit ready and ship it off to the media. After all, the media, being sensationalist boobs, eat that sort of stuff up and if there’s one thing we learned about psychos with press kits, it’s that the media will practically fellate them. Only trouble with this plan is you can’t quite go through with it and back out at the last minute. But you’ve already sent the presser.
ETA: Changed wording lest it be thought I’m condoning violence.
February 8th, 2008 at 10:24 am
So if he had killed some people, he wouldn’t be a pussy?
February 8th, 2008 at 10:33 am
good point.
February 8th, 2008 at 10:57 am
We may be getting through to the press. The article calls it “an AR-15 assault-style rifle”, which I think may be fair.
Maybe we should start calling guns like the AR and AK “utility rifles”? “Sport utility rifles” would be good, but that sounds too much like “sport utility vehicles” which have already been demonized…
February 8th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
They need to lock that guy up in a padded cell for a day shy of forever.