Quote of the day
Sebastian on Elliot Spitzer’s hooker and people calling her ugly:
I’d hit it like the fist of a wrathful god.
Ah, euphemisms for doin’ it. And, ladies, if you wonder what men are doing when they’re quiet on the couch and appear to be in deep thought, it’s thinking of those. Others include:
BTW, she has a myspace page. And her latest blog entry is, well, ironic. And she’s a singer.
Update: New winner from comments: hit it like a retard on a drumset.
March 13th, 2008 at 10:19 am
Mine had the phrase “nine ways from Sunday” in it.
March 13th, 2008 at 10:20 am
I’d just like to note that quote was taken out of the context where I qualified it with “If I wasn’t attached to Bitter” 😉
March 13th, 2008 at 10:21 am
” hey baby how bout you sing into the mic”
March 13th, 2008 at 10:21 am
If this were happening in the ’70s, I’d bang it like a gong.
March 13th, 2008 at 10:24 am
I believe the phrase you’re looking for is “bang her like a screen door in a hurricane.”
You’re welcome.
March 13th, 2008 at 10:25 am
On thanksgiving, I’d stuff her turkey, and for christmas i’d give her my dick in a box.
March 13th, 2008 at 10:59 am
She’s a reminder of the disproportionality of power among women that is so resented by feminists. Beautiful women can own men, ugly feminists cannot – thus the pale ire, envy and despair of feminism.
March 13th, 2008 at 11:09 am
“Hit it light a freight train hitting a bus full of retarded kids”.
I don’t know what the retarded part has to do with anything, but that’s how I’ve always heard it.
March 13th, 2008 at 11:33 am
From Scrubs:
Daily, nightly, and ever so rightly.
March 13th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
Hit it like a pile driver, long and hard.
March 13th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
…until she walks like a cowboy.
March 13th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
Heh. Thanks, Unc. This is very, umm…educational. Right up there with the vasectomy post. =)
March 13th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
Ahab, that comes from “hit it like a retard on a drumset”, an AR-15.com favorite.
March 13th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Tap it like a drug dealer’s phone.
(I think I screwed that one up.)
March 13th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Slam that like a rusty screen door.
March 13th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Lol – from the woman who brought us: unless it’s gold plated and makes you a sandwich afterward, no hooha is worth $5K.
March 13th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
If I were Mr. Spitzer, I would simply move in with her. His Mrs. reminds me of FDR’s quip about war.
March 13th, 2008 at 9:43 pm
I’d hit that like Rick James on a bag of dust.
March 14th, 2008 at 9:30 am
My rating system is based on how many holes you would use. She is a bonafide three holer.
March 14th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
Sorry to have to disagree with everybody, but y’all can all have her–I don’t want any of it. I don’t have anything to do with skinny women or chicken wings: not enough meat on ’em to be worth my time.