Today’s Spitzer Pun
It is exhilarating to be in a newsroom when it is banging away on a good story.
In other news, how long do you think it will be before Spitzer has sex again? I mean, his wife probably won’t. Hookers are probably out of the question. And any woman who has heard about it knows he’s had unprotected sex with a prostitute.
March 14th, 2008 at 8:53 am
In other news, how long do you think it will be before Spitzer has sex again?
You mean with another person?
March 14th, 2008 at 9:30 am
how do you know it was unprotected
March 14th, 2008 at 9:40 am
That’s what the news said.
March 14th, 2008 at 10:37 am
Well, there’s always Larry Craig…
March 14th, 2008 at 11:30 am
“In other news, how long do you think it will be before Spitzer has sex again?”
Given his horn dog, sex drive and his national celebrity/notoriety, I’d guess that will be shortly after he finds out what the feds are going to do. He’s the sexiest man in the USA right now, though he’ll likely have to wear a condom for a while after all that unprotected anal stuff.
Unanswered questions are:
1. Did he contract AIDS and give it to his wife?
2. Was he on drugs? That would explain the gap in understanding of why he would behave so stupidly. I haven’t heard anyone ask that question, but drug use would be perfectly consistent with the rest of his behavior, and go a long way towards making this make sense. I don’t suppose he’s going to be drug tested; I mean he’s just a Governor, ya know. It’s not like he works at Home Depot or anything important like that. And as we all know, the public has no right to know because of privacy, except when it comes to who owns a gun.
Mr. Gun Control couldn’t control gun one. Maybe he’ll replace Helmke. I mean, if they could put a loser like Helmke in place after he got voted out of a mayor’s office, why not a loser like Spitzer who had to resign as governor? You know the moonbats at the Batty Center still love Elliot, despite his little “gun” problem.
March 14th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
“how long do you think it will be before Spitzer has sex again?”
Probably with Bubba on his first shower day in the joint.