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And don’t share an umbrella

Apparently, there’s an effort to make men feminine. Now, I’m not all scared of gay cooties and I don’t fear metrosexuals. Hell, I’ve been known to have a pedicure and manicure myself (my dad will be along in a minute to make fun of that too). So, I got some girling it up street cred.

But this fashion trend of putting men in skinny clothes and having them apply lipstick is too much. Who seriously thought this would be fashionable? Or even remotely popular?

BTW, Breda’s title: I would not hit that. That had me laughing. And it had me thinking about a post here from a bit back:

Ah, euphemisms for doin’ it. And, ladies, if you wonder what men are doing when they’re quiet on the couch and appear to be in deep thought, it’s thinking of those.

Then we listed some, like:

  • I’d hit it like the fist of a wrathful god.
  • Hit it like it owes me money.
  • But, you know, what would you come up with for not hitting it?

  • Not hit it like Kyoto
  • Not hit it like the 2004 Yankees
  • Not hit it like Ike Turner. Today.
  • Not hitting it jokes are definitely harder, once you get past sports analogies.

    8 Responses to “And don’t share an umbrella”

    1. Tam Says:

      Not hit it like an American League pitcher.

    2. Ahab Says:

      Nice, Tam.

      Not hit it like a collision avoidance autopilot.

    3. Sailorcurt Says:

      Not hit it like a Liberator at 100 yards.

    4. SayUncle Says:

      hah! curt wins.

    5. Gunstar1 Says:

      This is difficult

      Curt’s got a good one, Liberator on Wikipedia

      The best I could come up with was:
      Not hit it like an impotent man without his Viagra.

    6. existingthing Says:

      You’re just supposed to change the hitting it “like” to hitting it “with.”

      “I’d hit that… With a truck.”

    7. Tennessee Budd Says:

      Must just be me. I’ve never used “hit it” as a euphemism for “fuck”.
      And no(Dennis voice), I’m not old, I’m 43!

    8. SDN Says:

      I wouldn’t hit that with Bill Clinton’s dick.

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