Things guaranteed to end badly
When your wife walks in and says You know that one chore around the house I never do? And then you’re not smart enough to realize that the question may either 1) be rhetorical or 2) if you keep your mouth shut, she’ll answer for you. So, you try to guess. A few times.
February 19th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
Fellatio.
February 19th, 2009 at 2:34 pm
Is that a chore?
February 19th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
It reminds me of the joke “… and that’s when it started…”
February 19th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Don’t know, never done it.
February 19th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
It is never one thing so I always answer with either “whats that, dear” or the always reliable “yes dear”
February 19th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
Anybody ever see “The World According to Garp”?
—
Jerry
February 19th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
been there. done that.
February 19th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
The words every man hates to hear, “we need to talk”.
February 19th, 2009 at 4:32 pm
Clean the guns? Yep, that’s my chore and I usually get’er done when I come back from the range.
February 19th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
Does this camo make me look fat?
February 19th, 2009 at 5:38 pm
I would respond with the most outrageous thing I could think of at the moment. Something like, “Scrubbing the inside of all the air ducts with a toothbrush?”
February 19th, 2009 at 5:59 pm
An honest answer is never in your best interest. I tried it.
Let me tell you, that couch was WAY comfier than it looked.
February 19th, 2009 at 6:09 pm
Hell, I’d be shocked if my wife even knew what chores needed to be done…
February 19th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
I just respond to such things with ” Honey … Get me a Beer and be quick about it would ya . ” Now this does not fix whatever was on her mind , but it does put the conversation back onto a predictable path .
February 19th, 2009 at 11:28 pm
Yep…………you’re screwed.
February 20th, 2009 at 6:21 am
Take out the condoms?