Well, it is called a cockpit
The headlines, they write themselves:
Flying and oral sex don’t mix, a judge ruled Tuesday as he upheld the Federal Aviation Administration’s decision to revoke the license of a pilot who allowed a busty blonde woman to perform a sex act on him as he flew her around San Diego.
April 8th, 2009 at 8:36 am
Shit. There goes my rationale for being a helicopter pilot.
April 8th, 2009 at 8:47 am
Why, oh why, would one distribute a videotape of yourself performing blatantly reckless actions? I ask only because I want an explanation for the existence of about half of YouTube.
April 8th, 2009 at 10:54 am
It all depends. Did they wreck the plane? No? Then I guess she wasn’t so busty now, was she?
April 8th, 2009 at 11:09 am
According to TMZ, she went from getting it unzipped to finished in 47.5 seconds…impressive! So she must know what she’s doing.
April 8th, 2009 at 11:23 am
Mile High Club — how not to join.
April 9th, 2009 at 3:23 am
why is it necessary to report that she was a “busty blonde” do either of those attributes make the slightest bit of difference? Um … right, maybe i shouldn’t have asked ….
April 9th, 2009 at 8:34 am
Probably because they don’t want the paragraph to say ‘porn star’.