Shit My Dad Says may be the funniest thing on twitter ever.
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Posted in uncategorized on September 8th, 2009 by SayUncle | RSS 2.0 |
I needed a good LOL today. Thanks, Unc.
“Love this Mrs. Dash. The bitch can make spices … Jesus, Joni (my mom) it’s a joke. I was making a joke! Mrs. Dash isn’t even real dammit!”
“The dog is an outside dog. You want an inside dog, you go get your own inside.”
Man good stuff!
My fave: “The dog don’t like you planting stuff there. It’s his backyard. If you’re the only one who shits in something, you own it. Remember that.”
“”The dog is not bored, it’s a fucking dog. It’s not like he’s waiting for me to give him a fucking rubix cube. He’s a god damned dog.”” — rubix cube! HA!
Oh god. You ever laugh so hard it makes you feel like you’ve been doing situps all day?
Gotta thank Al Gore for this, if I ever see him.
I knew one day someone would discover a use for Twitter.
Holy SHIT! I thought somebody was recording my dad. That was BRILLIANT!
Oh man, i laughed so hard i cried. Have to agree with workinwifdakids, that sounded so much like what my dad used to say.
“Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn’t stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down.”
Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.
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September 8th, 2009 at 11:12 am
I needed a good LOL today. Thanks, Unc.
September 8th, 2009 at 11:21 am
“Love this Mrs. Dash. The bitch can make spices … Jesus, Joni (my mom) it’s a joke. I was making a joke! Mrs. Dash isn’t even real dammit!”
September 8th, 2009 at 11:24 am
“The dog is an outside dog. You want an inside dog, you go get your own inside.”
Man good stuff!
September 8th, 2009 at 11:28 am
My fave: “The dog don’t like you planting stuff there. It’s his backyard. If you’re the only one who shits in something, you own it. Remember that.”
September 8th, 2009 at 1:29 pm
“”The dog is not bored, it’s a fucking dog. It’s not like he’s waiting for me to give him a fucking rubix cube. He’s a god damned dog.””
— rubix cube! HA!
September 8th, 2009 at 7:58 pm
Oh god. You ever laugh so hard it makes you feel like you’ve been doing situps all day?
Gotta thank Al Gore for this, if I ever see him.
September 8th, 2009 at 9:00 pm
I knew one day someone would discover a use for Twitter.
September 8th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
Holy SHIT! I thought somebody was recording my dad. That was BRILLIANT!
September 9th, 2009 at 4:43 pm
Oh man, i laughed so hard i cried. Have to agree with workinwifdakids, that sounded so much like what my dad used to say.
September 10th, 2009 at 5:23 pm
“Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn’t stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down.”