One shot, one kill
21 Responses to “One shot, one kill”
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October 27th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
No firing squad in Virginia?
October 27th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
Well, he could have requested the electric chair.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:49 pm
Isn’t it like 4 shots?
October 27th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
I have no idea. But, if it is, I guess people will even fact-check your jokes.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:57 pm
And STILL the Media refuses to report why he did these murders. Amazing.
October 27th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
Just don’t let him get to Maryland for trial before they execute him in Virginia. Those numbwits would try to release him on bond during trial, or refuse to return him to Virginia for execution, or some other idiocy. I am sure of it.
October 27th, 2009 at 6:03 pm
Ha! Headline of the day.
October 27th, 2009 at 9:34 pm
Sniper named Muhammed? Must be more Methodist violence, I’m sure.
October 27th, 2009 at 10:15 pm
He’s getting off too easy. It’s not justice.
October 27th, 2009 at 11:15 pm
Yeah, but, but until they add an “unless the bastard really deserves it” exception to the Eighth Amendment, it’s the best we can do.
October 28th, 2009 at 1:28 am
Because he was bat-shit crazy?
October 28th, 2009 at 7:01 am
Sounds like a good candidate for a presidential pardon in this era of Hopenchange.
October 28th, 2009 at 7:53 am
I think it’s one IV and three injections into the IV stream, one at a time, but I’m not going to look it up 😉
I hear they even use that alcohol prep pad before they insert the IV for some reason.
October 28th, 2009 at 8:16 am
I think keeping him in a cell for 23 hours per day would be worse for him.
His goal was to die in his jihad. Be it by bullet or injection, he still achieves a goal of being killed by the infidels.
Being kept alive until he dies of old age will deny his the ‘salvation’.
October 28th, 2009 at 8:36 am
“I think it’s one IV and three injections into the IV stream, one at a time, but I’m not going to look it up.”
It may vary by state, but they usually put IVs into both arms. It’s a belt and suspenders thing.
October 28th, 2009 at 8:58 am
I am objectively opposed to the “sniper” being applied to dudes like this. Lends a negative connotation to what should be just another military job description.
October 28th, 2009 at 9:08 am
Make the punishment appropriate to the crime. Death by firing squad. I volunteer to be on it.
Use some small-caliber round that will not kill immediately, but only wound. Let the b**d bleed to death. And slowly.
October 28th, 2009 at 10:01 am
I appreciated the joke.
October 28th, 2009 at 10:13 am
Shootin’ Buddy said, “And STILL the Media refuses to report why he did these murders.”
Sorry if I’m the only one who doesn’t know what you mean, but what do you mean?
October 28th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
I have no idea. But, if it is, I guess people will even fact-check your jokes.
I’m gunning for Wolf Blitzer’s job
October 28th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
This is good news. I did not enjoy doing a two step while I pumped gas when he was at large. The first casualty was a guy from my building and the early shooting were all around where I worked. Gave waiting for the train a whole new edge. I vote for dangling him from the short rope.