Louisville Buggered
I mentioned that someone was suing a bat maker because bats apparently are good at hitting things. Which is what bats are supposed to do. Well, the bat maker lost. I weep for the future.
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November 5th, 2009 at 11:06 am
Markie Marxist sez: “We Marxists don’t always succeed in our efforts to subvert and destroy private enterprise, but we do have the laws set up in our favor and sometimes it goes our way. All private enterprise must be eliminated. One way to do that is to blame them for anything whatsoever that goes wrong involving their products in any way. Of course, once we’ve eliminated private enterprise, and all products are made in government factories, it will be illegal to even complain about government produced products. After all, we can’t allow that kind of subversion against our Marxist state.”
November 5th, 2009 at 12:20 pm
That’s one way to look at it, I suppose.
Another way to look at it is that one kid is dead and another is going to think himself a murderer for the rest of his life.
I’ll pose a challenge to the free-enterprisers. You volunteer to pitch against batters wielding these bats.
November 5th, 2009 at 12:21 pm
The batters you sell them to.
November 5th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
I hate baseball. But I do know that bats hit things and if I’m in front of those things, I should move.
And the kid is not a murderer. It’s all the fault of the bat maker, right?
November 5th, 2009 at 12:43 pm
I don’t think we’re getting the whole story, actually. My daughter uses an aluminum bat in Little League. I think we’re talking about superlight, gas-filled bats that NCAA wanted to ban several years ago but was stopped by a lawsuit by the manufacturers.
And there’s a lot of issues right there. Like, “Play with these bats that’ll shoot you back the ball at 120 mph or just don’t play baseball. Because, well, that’s how I make my living and what do you have against free enterprise and why can’t you play canasta instead?”
November 5th, 2009 at 3:02 pm
NK,
You really aren’t that stupid, are you? This is all a joke, right?
November 5th, 2009 at 5:51 pm
Ban baseball, do it for the children.