Unreal
A cop pulls over a stripper. Gets a little excited. And gives her a pearl necklace. So, the stripper says he did it. So does DNA evidence. And the guy admits to it. Open and shut, right? Nope he once again gets off. After all, she’s a stripper and, of course, must be a whore who wanted it.
December 22nd, 2009 at 11:02 am
The defense attorney listed there is the father of California Bears pole vaulter Alison Stokke, ogled by thousands on the internet. Funny. Defend a pervert, have the perverts stare at your hot daughter. Big circle.
December 22nd, 2009 at 11:12 am
He got off alright.
December 22nd, 2009 at 11:49 am
pear or pearl?
December 22nd, 2009 at 11:50 am
Dammit. I suck at typing and proofreading.
December 22nd, 2009 at 11:50 am
oh, either way he shouldn’t have got off … certainly not the conduct you’ld want from a police officer.
December 22nd, 2009 at 11:51 am
God bless juries.
December 22nd, 2009 at 1:13 pm
This man shouldn’t have gotten off, he should have received a stiff sentence and done hard time, climaxing in a little shower scene.
Also, Drake, Mr. Stokke got a little hot at all the Internet attention his daughter has gotten. So, it’s okay to touch, but not to look?
December 22nd, 2009 at 5:16 pm
I have to say I’m as suspicious of her motivations as I am of his. But there’s a technological fix for this:
http://tinyurl.com/y8evbsd
With just the slightest modification…
December 22nd, 2009 at 5:22 pm
Apparently so Dixie, apparently so.
December 22nd, 2009 at 5:53 pm
How the Hell do you find twelve such stupid people in one place?
December 22nd, 2009 at 5:56 pm
straightarrow:
“How the Hell do you find twelve such stupid people in one place?”
Hell, SA, they’re everywhere. I count 535 of them just on one end of Constitution Ave in DC alone.
December 22nd, 2009 at 6:20 pm
Omg, Ed Brandon and uncle are upset about the same thing. Cats and dogs in cohabitation, aerial bovines, TEOTWAWKI.
December 22nd, 2009 at 9:43 pm
You did catch that he got fired, right? (As he should have, of course)
The article said he works construction now…
December 23rd, 2009 at 10:12 am
The article is also 2 years old.