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Movie Review in Haiku: Kick Ass

Lived up to its name
Nicolas Cage cannot act
But doesn’t say much

Update: One of my friends who I went with has his review too, only sans Haiku. I am nothing like Nicolas Cage.

8 Responses to “Movie Review in Haiku: Kick Ass

  1. Jake Says:

    Is it worth seeing in the theater, or should I wait for the DVD?

  2. SayUncle Says:

    DVD is probably fine. But the theater was quite good.

  3. 2yellowdogs Says:

    Haiku film reviews
    Are a Friday morning treat.
    Thanks for posting it!

  4. mariner Says:

    Ain’t it great to have friends?

  5. Squeaky Wheel Says:

    I hate to say it, but yeah, you do act like Nicolas Cage. Especially when you’ve been drinking.

  6. Stormy Dragon Says:

    Nicolas Cage cannot act

    Adaptation says otherwise.

  7. Zendo Deb Says:

    I bet you have the shotgun (or one close enough).

    I betting the eye-shadow would be a stretch…

  8. Les Jones Says:

    Saw it tonight, liked it a bunch. Bazooka!

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