The people that keep you safe
Security Theater Agent goes through one of those body scanners. His coworker decides to make fun of him and tell him that it is in fact the size of the boat that matters and not the motion of the ocean. So, he takes a police baton to his coworker.
May 7th, 2010 at 8:54 am
It is all that cuban coffee….
May 7th, 2010 at 9:07 am
It’s a good thing that they can’t see you naked with these machines, people would get embarrassed and behave rashly.
May 7th, 2010 at 9:35 am
Obviously compensating…
May 7th, 2010 at 9:40 am
Smijer owes me a new monitor and coffee.
May 7th, 2010 at 9:58 am
Me thinks someone’s supervisor is going to get demoted or fired.
May 7th, 2010 at 10:02 am
This couldn’t have happened. You can’t see nudity in these machines. Wait…
Anyway, I’m glad he beat the living hell out of the guy. Anyone who insults a man’s genitals ought to be ready for a losing fight.
May 7th, 2010 at 12:47 pm
Hey, some are growers, some are show’ers. And the ones who’re neither will baton you. 🙂
May 7th, 2010 at 12:51 pm
You think he’d have used a firearm, in compensation for his diminutive package. Isn’t that what the antis always accuse us of doing?
May 7th, 2010 at 6:24 pm
I wish he’d beaten the supervisor a little more thoroughly.
Now they should both be fired.
May 8th, 2010 at 1:27 am
I fought him for his meanness
because he dissed my penis
‘Twas at the ‘port
where he made sport
of my woefully short
but small around
cause of wife’s frown
He has a thing for my thing
I should have given him a ring
but of course, he has a public
from which to choose
a size that fits his fancy
for his mouth or pantsy.
May 8th, 2010 at 10:52 am
I fought him for his meanness
because he dissed my penis
Now I have to clean coffee off my monitor.