A couple is staring at paint samples, the wife enthusiastically discussing the merits of aged ivory over albino Caucasian while the husband starts chewing off his own arm in hopes of escaping this hell where “white” has 30 different names.
And they lack sense of humor too. I was going to send this link to my wife, but since she packs a 357 I decided not to, the only laughter coming from her would be when she pulled the trigger at my ….
The easiest way around this is to marry a woman who is colorblind. You see, I’m colorblind in the blue spectrum– if I married a woman who was colorblind in the red spectrum, the paint color arguments would be moot. Heck, you could paint the house ten wildly different shades of red and get away with it!
May 12th, 2010 at 9:27 am
Been there, just last week.
May 12th, 2010 at 9:28 am
We all have.
May 12th, 2010 at 9:31 am
And they lack sense of humor too. I was going to send this link to my wife, but since she packs a 357 I decided not to, the only laughter coming from her would be when she pulled the trigger at my ….
May 12th, 2010 at 10:30 am
No, only the ones that show that women are not as good at something are “sexist”the ones that show women are better at something are “plain truths.”
May 12th, 2010 at 10:33 am
I didn’t know you were a feminist?
May 12th, 2010 at 10:33 am
I was going to write a book entitled Men Are From Earth; Women Are From Earth, Too, but nobody would buy the damn thing.
May 12th, 2010 at 12:03 pm
Tam,
Of course not.
Women may not be from Venus, but they’re sure as hell not from Earth.
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May 12th, 2010 at 2:07 pm
Tam, so it would be a work of fiction?
May 13th, 2010 at 5:23 pm
The easiest way around this is to marry a woman who is colorblind. You see, I’m colorblind in the blue spectrum– if I married a woman who was colorblind in the red spectrum, the paint color arguments would be moot. Heck, you could paint the house ten wildly different shades of red and get away with it!