Torture
I cannot eat due to my procedure and am starving. The folks in the office decided to order barbecue for lunch. Ugh.
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February 15th, 2012 at 1:18 pm
‘Pain is just weakness leaving the body.’
‘Hunger is just food leaving the body.’
I’ll say a prayer that the diagnosis is something easy and pleasant.
February 15th, 2012 at 1:47 pm
Are you blogging live from the operatory? Can you do a video feed?
February 15th, 2012 at 1:49 pm
I will not be conscious. And probably restrained.
February 15th, 2012 at 1:54 pm
Make sure they don’t just slip you a roofie. Not remembering will not be sufficient.
You don’t want to have some whacked-out, suppressed memory break through while at Golden Coral…like a scene out of “The Fourth Kind”.
February 15th, 2012 at 2:26 pm
Go home, call it a sick-day!
February 15th, 2012 at 2:39 pm
No BBQ flavored bowl cleanser? You’ll be hungry as hell afterwards, best start slow cookin’ now.
Think pleasant thoughts………..
February 15th, 2012 at 3:33 pm
You need to get yourself a better doctor. And I mean this in all seriousness.
A good doctor would schedule his patients as early in the morning as possible just to save them the discomfort you are going through.
That this one did not means he 1) does not care 2) he does not have the clout with the OR/Lab nurse because he is just not all that valuable to the facility or 3) both of the above.
I know what I am talking about. I am a lawyer but my brother, my ex-wife, my sister-in-law, four cousins, and my godson’s parents, are doctors. My brother, a cornea surgeon, took it to the limit at his hospital — his patients get the OR starting at 6:00 a.m. or he takes them to another hospital.
February 15th, 2012 at 4:13 pm
That’s not even right. I say you take the rest of the day off. Just tell them the internet told you to.
February 15th, 2012 at 7:53 pm
They mock you.
February 15th, 2012 at 10:09 pm
I feel your pain. Suffering from Crohn’s myself, I’ve been scoped more than a couple of times. I have had enough hose up my ass to water a large lawn. But I can tell you there is a light at the end of the tunnel: Propofol!!! What a glorious drug that is. You drift off to sleep, and half an hour later it feels like you woke up from the most refreshing nap of your life. Really, it makes the starving and pooping worth it. Good luck, god bless, and hope everything comes out alright.